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every king in the Middle Ages: it’s really important that I don’t die because I don’t have an heir and if something were to happen to me, the whole kingdom would be thrown into civil war
every king in the Middle Ages: anyway time to go CHASE WILD BOARS WITH A POINTY STICK
the eternal masculine dichotomy of “I must preserve my bloodline, for it is the most powerful and special on Earth” and “I am too powerful to ever die”
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SOMEONE ADD A PICTURE OF ISABELLE SHES BLONDE

I also added a super special secret new challenger but you gotta find them

There he is!
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a hero
2 seconds into this video w/o audio i INSTANTLY knew this was russia lmao
“You want to cut it off?”
“How else am I supposed to park?”
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stop calling every piece of fabric with a plaid pattern “flannel”
flannel is a soft, warm cotton. it has nothing to do with what pattern is on the cloth
I see there’s drama in the plaid fandom
im a lesbian
So am i and i say every plaid is flannel! You can’t change my mind! See that plaid blanket over there?? That’s flannel. The latitude and longitude grid on world maps? That’s a nice flannel you got there buddy
hey are you free this saturday night. id like to meet up and have a passionate discussion with you
i can’t tell whether that’s a callout or an ask-out
enemies to lovers, fabric store AU, 40k words
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“[The creature is called] Moder in the novel. … It’s female. … I wanted to preserve my own experience of reading the book, wherein the creature’s design is somewhat shifting. Or at least you have competing ideas about what it might be. We dug into Norse mythology and discovered a Jötnar clan of giants that were known as shape-shifters and would sometimes present with combined human and animal qualities. It felt close enough to what Adam had imagined but gave us a little room to experiment. … I reached out to Keith Thompson, who I was a huge fan of, and was very fortunate to have him come on board. He experimented with those ideas and provided many different possibilities, as well as concepts for the decrepit parishioners, the effigy in the attic, and the hanging elk. It all tied together and told a visual story. The beast design we finally settled on was simply the one I couldn’t take my eyes off of. I think anyone who’s familiar with his work can tell through and through that this is one of his uncanny creations.” - David Bruckner
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this is the only toy he won’t rip to shreds he just tenderly carries it around with him
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Raccoons should have guns I think
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A cool, hip teenage Medusa 😎 hello, fellow kids
You do not have permission to use my work, copy it, repost it, or take credit for it in anyway. Do not remove the caption.
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Spot The Goofs

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